of wednesdays and bus drivers

The Eschborn Süd bus-a-stop-a can be a good place to develop world-changing ideas and discuss phylosophies of life. Thus I am proud to present:

The Wednesday-is-the-worst-day-of-the-week theory

- Monday - still dozed from the weekend
- Tuesday - finally waking up and I am all happy and motivated
- Wednesday - realizing the week is still long and officially declaring it as the worst day of the week
- Thursday - this is the most effective day of the week with the weekend ahead and the fear of not having done enough over the last three days
- Friday - totally motivated until about 5 o'clock in the afternoon when you understand that nobody else is actually working and you stop and head home to enjoy another weekend

The Busfahra theory
I am a bus driver. All I do all day is drive a bus from A to B to A. I am smiling in the morning until I relize people will not smile back and than I change my smiley expression. I realize I have the power to influence all people around me. And I can always blame it on a traffic jam. I see people running from the S-Bahn to get the bus and I can simply leave (of course I wait until the first sprinter almost reached the half-open doors :-) I see people who need to catch their train in the evening and can slow down so they are very likely going to miss their train. I am a bastard and I love it!!!

Of course we can make it worse by combining the two theories into the Wednesday bus driver theory. I am sure you know what I am talking about ...