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Just recieved an update from facebook from the "Compare People" application:

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Changes in your ranks:

#6 person who can drink the most (lost 1 place)
#7 most famous (gained 4 places)
#8 most studious (gained 10 places)
#10 nicest smelling (lost 2 places)
#12 most powerful (lost 1 place)

So what does this mean? According to my friends I need to drink more (no surprise there), I am getting more famous (very good) and I study too much (don't know what this means). I also stink and am not as powerful as I could be. I go take a shower now and will then brainstorm on my masterplan to become ruler of the universe. All of them. Good night!